WHITNEY IS GONNA FUCKING KILL ME AND CHARLIE!

so last night ej and whitney were being well..ej and whitney.

Ej was being kinda annoying. but hilarious

Whitney was just being a complete bitch.

Okay whitney just had to shut everyone up so she could complain and cry about why she cant get this certain guy she likes. We have all heard it like 7347328324029032 times. So

Ashley told this really funny joke. He just randomly said "THE POWER OF BLACK JESUS COMPELS YOU!" and everyone freakin died. Me and charlie were half way crying because it was just so funny. And we laughed for like 15 minutes while telling other jokes.

Whitney was pissed and just had to shut everyone up! I dont wanna hear her complain about this guy anymore!!!.

SO I guess so she could quiet everyone down to hear her bitching. Out of 4 people laughing. She sat on charlie's lap WITH HER FACE ALL IN HIS! And yelled "SHUT UP!"

Im like "GET OFF CHARLIE BITCH!. SECOND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU BITCH ABOUT THIS GUY"

*sigh*

And then whitney still didnt want anyone laugh after she was done with her story. And charlie suddenly ditched because he got sick of her. I followed along.

She starts having a bitch fit. So whitney finally finds us. And asks charlie why we ditched her. Charlie simply said "Because you were going crazy" THAT ONLY!

And shes freaking out like "ITS ALWAYS MY FAULT!!!!!! EJ NEVER DOES ANYTHING WRONG!!! CHARLIE! EJ SAYS YOUR CHEATING AND SAYS SHIT ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME! BUT NO ONE EVER BLAMES HIM! AND KRISTA! WHY DO YOU DEFEND EJ WHEN IM FIGHTING WITH HIM?" Im like "Well whitney. ej isnt a bitchy little girl. We do get on him sometimes only when he did something really out of line. I defend him when your fighting with him because you always start fights when teasing him. you call him ugly and gay. But then get mad at him when he gets upset about it" Then she starts talking about that time charlie ditched me. Charlie is like "KRISTA DO YOU FREAKIN HEAR WHAT SHES SAYING!?"

Im like "Whitney. What the hell does this have to do with anything? Are you trying to get me upset with charlie So I'll leave him and he'll be alone? I've been friends with you for almost 2 years whitney. I know how you do things"

-______- God. And last night charlie suddenly had to go right?

Whitney starts talking about how he went searching for his ex girlfriend

And he loved her more than he loves me.

Trying to freakin get me sad.

._.